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  1. 11-13-2019, 03:08 PM #1
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    Some Things Become Perfectly Clear

    Some things become perfectly clear immediately after you do them........

    Such as you shouldn’t swat at gnats while you’re peeing!!!!
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    #2 11-13-2019, 03:12 PM
    Don’t spit into the wind, don’t pull the mask off the ole Lone Ranger,and you don’t mess around with Slim! For us that are old enough to remember!
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    #3 11-13-2019, 03:30 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by rboren View Post
    Don’t spit into the wind, don’t pull the mask off the ole Lone Ranger,and you don’t mess around with Slim! For us that are old enough to remember!
    I think that's "Jim" that you don't mess around with. I'm too old to remember!
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    #4 11-13-2019, 05:03 PM
    No I think Jim got killed by Slim.
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    #5 11-13-2019, 05:07 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by pgs View Post
    No I think Jim got killed by Slim.
    Well no one messed around with Jim up until that point...
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    #6 11-13-2019, 05:10 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Dirt Ball View Post
    ...you shouldn’t swat at gnats while you’re peeing!!!!

    Especially if they're the canine protuberance variety!
    Who controls John Gill?
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    #7 11-13-2019, 07:15 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by rboren View Post
    Don’t spit into the wind, don’t pull the mask off the ole Lone Ranger,and you don’t mess around with Slim! For us that are old enough to remember!
    You forgot "you don't tug on superman's cape". That was a good song
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    #8 11-13-2019, 07:16 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by hatcreek View Post
    Especially if they're the canine protuberance variety!
    This is outstanding, A true wordsmith.
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    #9 11-13-2019, 07:16 PM
    He's a pool shooting son of a gun.
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    #10 11-13-2019, 07:17 PM
    Don’t sneeze while your peeing !!!
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    #11 11-13-2019, 09:03 PM
    Plumbers don't bite their nails
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    #12 11-13-2019, 09:45 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by JerryT View Post
    Don’t sneeze while your peeing !!!
    Sneezing while pinching one off is 2x as bad. Worried my colon fell into the toilet.
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    #13 11-13-2019, 09:47 PM
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    #14 11-13-2019, 09:54 PM
    ..and never trust a fart. Had to relearn that one not long ago.
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    #15 11-13-2019, 10:30 PM
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    ..and never trust a fart. Had to relearn that one not long ago.
    I wish I didn't have to admit i have shat my pants 3 times in the last year. It is sad really. I'm not 90 either, I'm 34 years old.

    In my defense, two times were due to the food at Al Udeid. If you have ever been there you understand. If you haven't, google it and you wont be thinking as less about me as you currently are.
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    #16 11-14-2019, 03:05 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by rboren View Post
    Don’t spit into the wind, don’t pull the mask off the ole Lone Ranger,and you don’t mess around with Slim! For us that are old enough to remember!
    Same thing came to mind!

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    #17 11-14-2019, 11:20 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by XChris1632X View Post
    I wish I didn't have to admit i have shat my pants 3 times in the last year.
    Well, you really didn't HAVE to. Perfectly acceptable to have just kept that secret to yourself!
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    #18 11-15-2019, 05:50 AM
    Wasn't that a Jim Crocie song. I know I spelled his last name wrong.
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    #19 11-15-2019, 06:47 AM
    Don't take on a challenge jalapenos eating contest against your buddy and eat a bowl by yourself. No winners here the "outcome" is very, very, very bad! Learned this at a young age.
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    #20 11-15-2019, 09:23 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by yatesville88fan View Post
    Wasn't that a Jim Crocie song. I know I spelled his last name wrong.
    "I shat my pants 3 times"? Hmmmm. Nope.
    Question everything!
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