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    The Retirement Home Rules

    The Manager of the Retirement Home, is required to outline the rules for
    all those who have just moved in.

    One component of her address includes: “The female sleeping quarters
    will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the
    females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first
    time."

    She continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will
    be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180.
    Are there any questions?"

    At this point, an older lady named Alice stood up in the crowd and
    inquired: "How much for a season pass?”

    Don't bother me, I'm screwing for virginity.

    I killed a 12-pack just to watch it die.

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    That's cute
    Don't worry Ma'am....
    I'm only here for the
    Bass.

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    A big part of my work is in a nursing home. This isn't very far off the truth, to be honest. You'd be surprised...
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    Once you have tried it, it's not easy to stop. And age doesn't really matter. Married women don't lose the urge, just the urge toward that person. Ever noticed how fast a seperated, or divorced women will join a gym and hit the clubs? Old single people seek it out too.

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    Go Gators!

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    Hey it does happen

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