I came into work Monday morning, the guy in the next cubical, looked up as I walked by. He had two spectacular shiners. I had to ask, " What the neck happened to you. " He said, " Yesterday morning while in church, as we all stood for the entry hymn, I noticed a woman in the row in front of me. Her skirt was caught between her butt cheeks. You know how I have to have everything in place! Anyway I reached up and pulled it out. WELL! She turned and socked me right in the eye! " I said, " That explains one, but how did you get two of the finest strawberries I've seen in a long time "! He indignantly answered," I assumed from her first reaction that she must have liked it tucked in, so I put it back! "
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