My wife would require..arson.
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Just tell her you hid a "mouse trap" in the laundry room just in case you should get a mouse in there...
Best to keep that a closely held secret.
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Never ever tell her. She will never go back down there if she is anything like mine. I deal with them silently, found one in the garage last month, took it outside told it not to come back.
5 gallons of gas and open the gas oven door,
break a window and shoot a Roman Candle thru the window and
run like hell...
Hopefully the snake did not make it...
hide a bunch of mouse traps down there.
Once the mice are gone, that snake will be gone, too.
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If you want to score some serious points, I'd put it on her pillow.
Better stock up some firepower ...
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Awww that's not a snake skin...THIS is a snake skin. Found it about an hour ago.
You are one tough bitch. Now go prove it.
I did. I survived.
I’ve worked on a lot of people’s homes and here’s a little secret, every attic has a snake skin in it. If it can get there it can get anywhere.
Is the tail portion of the skin intact? If so, does it have a single scale row or a double scale row from the vent to the tail tip? That will tell you venomous (double) vs non-venomous (single).
Don't bother me, I'm screwing for virginity.
I killed a 12-pack just to watch it die.
If you are not going to tell her you better find it before she does.
Not uncommon in the country. Mostly rat snakes around here. I see snake skins all the time. I re-roofed this year and found two freeze dried snakes underneath the ridge cap. I've had snakes in the house too, coming in through the dog door. If they were in the house the dogs would find them. They don't like snakes!