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    In The Beginning, God Created Balance

    God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel, found
    him resting on the seventh.
    He inquired, "Where have you been?"

    God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the
    clouds,

    "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
    Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said,
    "What is it?"
    "It's a planet,"

    replied God, ---
    and I've put life on it. I'm
    going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test
    'Balance.'"
    "Balance?"
    inquired Michael,
    "I'm still confused."

    God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For example,
    northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while
    southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent
    of white people, and over there is a continent of black people.
    Balance in all things..."
    God continued pointing to different countries. ---
    "This one will be
    extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

    The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area
    and said, "What's that one?"

    "That's Texas, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful
    trees and gardens, a beautiful river, and days filled with sunshine.
    The people from Texas are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent,
    and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be
    extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace and
    producers of good things."

    Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but
    then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would be 'balance.'"

    God smiled, "I will create California... Wait till you see the
    idiots I'll put there."

    I always wondered why I see what I see here. Now I know.

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    It's been showing for years and only getting more truthful.

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    My youngest lives in Texas, Im in Cali. Guess I'm screwed

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    Amen

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    Cute, but right on "The Edge".

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    No one can be wrong that often so it has to be deliberate.

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