“Men” who have urinal phobia

[dean c]

Could at least learn to not piss all over the floor and the toilet seat of a chitter stall...freaking inconsiderate slobs.

rant over.

[WVBullet]

Just about the time you have to go really bad and the seat is covered. That’s ridiculous! Have run into it many times. Just no sense in it!

[dmc575]

Sorry man. I was pretty tipsy. Figured itd be better to piss on the floor and seat instead of getting the urinal splashback all on me. For next time tho, maybe you can get a friend to help you out...

[basscla]

I so enjoy bbc rants....

[billnorman1]

Not that I'm an expert, but women frequently do the Himalayan Squat on top of the seat, and they miss.

Other than that, my equipment isn't long enough to encounter hazards in that situation.

[rtfishn]

Hey Dean, you’re a pilot right? Well as a tall skinny guy who flies quite a bit it’s a bit of a challenge to wizz in the airplane bathroom. Can only imagine what happens in there with some of the people who go in there. Lol.

[Jeff Hahn]

I can also testify that guys with a swollen prostate dribble and can’t always control where it ends up. No excuse for not cleaning up and leaving the mess for others to deal with, though.

[LewStulePH.D.]

Oh You mean this guy: I just noticed He is sweating.. Must be a TacoBell™ hoop?

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Meanwhile at the OliveGarden™:

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[SoonerFan]

And the split in the middle of the seat is no pass to not raise the seat. I don’t care how good a marksman you are, there’s still the problem of overspray. At least do the one leg stand raise the seat with your foot technique.

I honestly never heard of urinal phobia. I prefer that to having to raise a nasty public toilet seat.

[Skeet Skeet-er]

Where the F are you supposed to piss when the 2 urinals are in use and lined up yet stalls are empty? HMM I wonder...

[SoonerFan]

Where the F are you supposed to piss when the 2 urinals are in use and lined up yet stalls are empty? HMM I wonder...

I believe the OP’s point is, don’t pee on the seat and floor. Seems reasonable enough to me.

[Transom]

Where the F are you supposed to piss when the 2 urinals are in use and lined up yet stalls are empty? HMM I wonder...

Sink. Preferably a tranny sink.

[CaymasMan250]

I believe the OP’s point is, don’t pee on the seat and floor. Seems reasonable enough to me.

Some aren’t able to figure that out.

[mzack]

And the split in the middle of the seat is no pass to not raise the seat. I don’t care how good a marksman you are, there’s still the problem of overspray. At least do the one leg stand raise the seat with your foot technique.

I honestly never heard of urinal phobia. I prefer that to having to raise a nasty public toilet seat.

the spatter all over the bowl and seat are the pass. The split becomes irrevalent. At that point if you hit the seat, you are helping clean.

[dmc575]

Where the F are you supposed to piss when the 2 urinals are in use and lined up yet stalls are empty? HMM I wonder...

Love that user name sir! LMAO

[1Holeshot]

While we are on the subject my pet peeve ( pun intended ) is guys who take a whiz and walk out without washing their hands.

I asked one dude did he forget to wash his hands after starting out the door and he said his d**k was not dirty. I told him I was not suggesting he wash his junk in the lavatory, just his hands.

[jarhead175]

While we are on the subject my pet peeve ( pun intended ) is guys who take a whiz and walk out without washing their hands.

I asked one dude did he forget to wash his hands after starting out the door and he said his d**k was not dirty. I told him I was not suggesting he wash his junk in the lavatory, just his hands.

Go one further......retards that carry their drink into the bathroom. Nothing like waiting in line to pee and see a guy walk by with a mix drink or beer they are usually stupid enough to set it on the urinal while they go. I always wanted to ask one what piss tastes like to see if they would understand.

[Iowa Bass Hunter]

While we are on the subject my pet peeve ( pun intended ) is guys who take a whiz and walk out without washing their hands.

I asked one dude did he forget to wash his hands after starting out the door and he said his d**k was not dirty. I told him I was not suggesting he wash his junk in the lavatory, just his hands.

I believe at least 90% of don't pee or poop on our hands but that leaves the rest that do, and you touch everything they do, like the pusher plate on the door. It grosses me out when people don't wash their hands. What I've noticed at my work is the gross ones are usually the suits.

[Neilslure]

I believe at least 90% of don't pee or poop on our hands but that leaves the rest that do, and you touch everything they do, like the pusher plate on the door. It grosses me out when people don't wash their hands. What I've noticed at my work is the gross ones are usually the suits.

That's why you always wash your hands right before you eat.

[Axkiker]

No urinal phobia here.. But I refuse to use the trough things they have at our college football stadium. Im sorry but 30 guys standing shoulder to shoulder hanging their wangs out sets off my wang proximity meter. Ill wait the extra time for a toilet.