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    question for bass boat owners

    Does anyones wife have a nickname for your bass boat. My wife calls my boat CHRISTINE like the movie bc Im always out there working on it and she says I love the boat more than her. I think its funny how she wispers things like YOU KNOW CHRISTINE IS OUT THERE WITH OUT THE COVER, and you better wash christine soon or she will get mad at you. I heard one of my friends say his wife calls his boat PRECIOUS because he always pampers the boat more than her.

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    Not the wife/gf, but I call it "B'ass Kicker"
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    Mine says the same stuff. Always complaining about boat no matter if its wiping it down, in the shop, or just cleaning out compartments. God forbid if it takes 10mins to respool a line... Haha. I told her if she put out as much as the boat goes in the water, id reconsider which one i spend my time on... Haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by jdwo2212 View Post
    Mine says the same stuff. Always complaining about boat no matter if its wiping it down, in the shop, or just cleaning out compartments. God forbid if it takes 10mins to respool a line... Haha. I told her if she put out as much as the boat goes in the water, id reconsider which one i spend my time on... Haha
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    My ex wife used to call it my girlfriend...

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    A buddy of mine who is not married calls his: my wife! Lol

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    My wife calls mine the "money pit"
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    My gf called it that mother ****er out there
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    My gf called it that mother ****er out there
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    Quote Originally Posted by jdwo2212 View Post
    I told her if she put out as much as the boat goes in the water, id reconsider which one i spend my time on... Haha
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    I call her Bridgette, my wife calls it wife#2.
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    Wife calls her "****ing boat" 99% of the time.

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    She’s never really said it out loud, but in her mind it is, “Thatdamnthingthatkeepsmefromparkingmynewcarintheg arage” .
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    My wife calls every boat I've had "homewrecker". Didn't matter which Bass Cat or which duck boat, all of them are "homewrecker". Lol
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    Only had one with a knick name, "Kermit", becasue it was a very similar green gel and people knew the boat who didn't know me.
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    I don't have a bass boat... I have a 16 foot aluminum that I bullied a deck on and threw on a bunch of electronics on it that should be a for a much bigger boat. My wife named it "The Lake Ninja".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bassman469 View Post
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    My wife calls it my Mistress and says I care more about it than her....only kidding she knows she's number 1.....LMAO
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    My one friend said his wife calls his boat the bitch.

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