Ever say something to someone that shocked them in a funny way so that they go ?
My cousin's wife is kind of a prude. My wife and I and he and his wife were eating at our local BBQ joint right after it opened. I got the ribs and they were great. As usual, I had sauce on my hands and face. I grabbed a couple paper towels from the roll on the table. (It's not a real BBQ joint unless there's a roll of paper towels on the table!) My cousin's wife is watching me wipe my hands and face. I told her, "Eating BBQ is like sex. If you aren't a sticky mess when you're done, you didn't do it right!" Her eyes got big, her mouth dropped open, and she says, "What did you just say?" My wife, my cousin, and I just busted out laughing! Of course, my wife gave me heck for saying that, but it was worth it by the look on her face.
Many years ago when at Santee we trailered up to the swamp and put in at Stumphole Landing. After a couple hours, the wind got up and it was just hard to fish. So, we put the boats on the trailer and headed back to my buddy's trailer at Big Oak on the Diversion Canal. On the way through Eutawville, the guy in the lead truck gets on the CB (that tells you how long ago this was!) and says, "Boys, what we need is a greasy chili dog!" and he pulls into the Tasty Twirl food stand (now just called The Twirl). We all put in our orders and eventually they started calling our names. We all got up from the picnic tables and were gathered around the window. When the lady called one old timer's name, he walked up to the window. She told him his meal was $4.50. He looks her dead in the eye and says "Charge it!" Her eyes got big and she had no idea how to respond! After a second, the old timer busts out laughing and gets his wallet out. She finally figured out it was a joke and started laughing too!
Another old timer who used to go to Santee with us was fishing with a buddy one day at Santee. Along comes a guy in a one man boat using a paddle to get along as he was dipping his cane pole around the cypress trees. As he gets near my buddy's boat, he says "Good Morning!" My buddies respond. The old timer says, "That's a nice little boat you have there! Would you trade it to me for a pocket knife?" The guy in the one man boat got a weird look on his face, having no idea what to say! Finally, all he said was "No" and moved on!