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Patrick Swayze can never be cloned. Dude was the reason why Red Dawn, Dirty Dancing and Ghost made huge amounts of money.

Close calls remind you you are still alive.

It’s the Thunderdome with everything nowadays.

Springfield always did me right. I also learned not to bottom out the post. It saves that plastic bushing.

Things that are meant to be are the best things.

Two wheels keeps you on your toes like a fast boat. I was gonna say fast women too but a lot of you all are married.

I still have things in my wallet I’ve carried since I was 12 like my hunter safety card.

Popcorn had always been popular in America ever since it was invented. Before microwave ovens, families would make this treat by boiling oil and pouring popcorn seeds in. Right before the microwave...

You need to be less scared of the otter than it is of you to keep them at bay. Or else they’re gonna mess with you.

Taco Bell has been cheaping out slowly and almost imperceptibly since 1992.

That kind of attitude will never catch a lunker.

Have patience. Boat prices are going to crash if you have the cash. Interest rates of today make 20 year loans of yesterday very painful. So prices will drop dramatically to compensate. Good time...

I worked with a Sikh years ago and he was a good dude. Kind of like the southern boys of India.

I love rough water at times, especially when you know your boat. Really makes you feel alive, afterwards.

Helm might be wearing out. I dread the day too.

There are apparently some tests you can do. Tilt motor and spin wheel one turn to left and see if motor drops within 2 hours. If not, do the...

Ain’t none you alk know shat about catching a big bass.

I’m always honest in everything i say no matter how unusual it is.

To my liver? Scary stuff.

Radishes are packed with nutrition/volume but they don’t keep very long. Gotta make the salad the day you buy them.

Just remember the best boat is the one you love. Old girl was made for you.

Yes sir, I work hard as medusa during the week so I need to unwind.

My problem is you all don’t get wasted as me.

They only let you catch them because you are a worthy human.

I smoked all the mice in my office using peanut butter bait on a spring trap. All the women thought I was a god.

Actual peanut are probably much better for you but not as handy.