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My dad's favorite joke of all time. At our house all we have to say is 14, 14, 14 and we all crack up.

Good one!

There once was a girl called Louise, whose pubes hung down to her knees. Her crabs got together and knitted a sweater so in the winter her flaps wouldn't freeze.

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally typed the wrong email address, and without realizing he sent the...

THAT is AWESOME!!! Almost made me spew my morning coffee!

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:nanner:

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee...

At a wedding ceremony, the priest asked if anyone had anything to say about the bride or groom as to why they should not be married. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their...

A young bride calls her family doctor in a panic. "Dr, I think my husband is losing his mind. Last night at midnight he was out on the back porch eating from the dogs bowl and barking at the moon.?...

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything! (let the groaning begin!)

"Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing and his eyes are glazed, so his friend calls 911.
'My friend is dead! What should I do?' The operator replies, 'Calm...

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her:...

An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps.
"Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely. ...

Three blondes and a brunette are hanging on the wing of an airplane in flight. The pilot tells them that they are too heavy and one of them has to get off or they will all die. After a minute, the...

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is...

Have I told you about my new truck?
Well I bought a new Ford pick-up truck last week. It'll run on hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
I had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the...

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A man and a woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her...

A bright, young, fresh-out-of-school auditor just joined the IRS, excited to begin tracking down high-powered tax evaders. Anxious for his first high-powered audit, he was a bit dismayed when his...

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "Two Prostitutes -- $50.00."

A policeman seeing the sign stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove...

I was looking for the "man in the boat".

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I'll give that a try.

I've got an '18 Eyra with a 250 ProXS Merc 2 stroke that I bought in January. This thing is driving me crazy. Runs like a scalded dog...until. It comes at different times. Like it's out of gas. If I...