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$20,000 ahead on the lottery. Never bought a ticket!

I can't find jean's that are not 'hip huggers'. I havent had hips for 25 years! Only way I can keep my pants up is to wear suspenders.

Head into the wind (for boat control) and fish the windy banks.

One man's weed is another's flower.

McCormick's black pepper, lightly on a few foods!

Osb.drive a nail or screw,remove it and the hole is gone. Plus it will hold all the weight you want

A friend had a 'porta-potty' stolen several years ago. The company never found it.

Grounds are the biggest problem on trailers. 90%

Wife and I see a the same PA. Call in the morning and usually get in that afternoon. She can handle 90% of our needs. Very very thorough. She usually takes at least a 1/2 hour checking everything. ...

During winter they go in the dark or come home in the dark. Locally we have bussing so they go both ways in the dark.

Don't buy a plane to learn with. Get your license first. Renting is usually better (fewer headaches).

I gave it up 2 years ago at 78. Flew a cessna 172 and enjoyed it. Helicopters are not natural. They just beat the air into submission!

I have used algebra once or twice to find the hypotenuse ( spell check can't spell it either) of a triangle.

I am about $18,000 ahead on the lottery. Never bought a ticket!

I owned w cars where they raked the nozzle down the side of the car to find the filler hole. I pump my own gas! Also rotate my own tires and change my own oil.

I still do all my own at 80 yrs. No stripped oil plugs, over tightend filters, cross threaded lugs and destroyed studs.last time I had it done professionally they put one in the right spot, one back...

They say you can take it to any service business. The problem is many service places won't accept them. Argue about extra parts, fight over the price and slow paying. Service places don't want the...

There is never a day that mattresses are not on sale!

My problem. WAFFLE house don't have Belgain waffles. IHOP (international house of PANCAKES) does, or used to.

Is this going to another 'knot' thread?

Unhook the hose at the motor, put the muffs on and start it. You should know instantly.

If you think a dog can't count, show him 3 treats, put them in your pocket and only give him 2.

I think they can go back forever if they are trying to prove fraud.

Why not burn hydrogen just like natural gas. Our local trash trucks run on nat gas. I am not a chemist, just curious.

Kids will shower until the water turns cold, 40 gallons or 80 gallons.