Genie grants three wishes
https://i2.wp.com/2.bp.blogspot.com/...size=144%2C163An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center of the tomb there is a lamp. So he picked it up and started to rub the dirt off of it, and out came a genie out of the lamp and he said “I want to know the person you hate the most”
The explorer said “That’s gotta be my ex-wife. Why?”
“I am a cursed genie, I will grant you three wishes but whatever you wish for your ex-wife will get double the amount.”
“OK, I wish for a billion dollars”
“Granted, but your ex-wife gets two billion”
“I wish for a mansion in California with a swimming pool, and tennis courts, everything”
“Granted your ex-wife gets two. This is your final wish”
The explorer walked around the room and came back to the genie with a stick and said “Ya see this stick, I’d like you to beat me half to death.”
